As you ponder over what exactly to work on for today, let’s properly introduce you and get all formalities out of the way.

Your name is COCOA BERENDO. You are a YORKSHIRE TERRIOR MIX OF SORTS of about TWENTY ONE YEARS OF AGE. You have a variety of HOBBIES AND INTERESTS. But let’s just keep things simple for now. We’ll talk about that later.

You work at a park nearby as their RESOURCES MANAGER. That means you serve as their money management person of sorts. Not like they notice but whatever, as long as you get your connections and such. You are currently a student at a PRESTIGIOUS PRIVATE UNIVERSITY studying PSYCHOLOGY, and you’re damn good at it too.

In about a few seconds, you will notice that you have a blog, and completely shatter the fourth wall in one of many occasions. Observe.

“Wait… I have a blog now?”

Yes.

“Since when?”

Since now. There’s the URL, banner and everything.

“…Why do I have a blog exactly?”

Because reasons. Reasons that won’t be explained

Before we continue with this meta discussion shenanigans, let’s simply establish the purpose of all this nonsense. Simply put, people ask questions, and you give them answers. The more questions asked the more of your boring, mundane life is posted about on the internet via this blog, and the cycle continues. Cocoa doesn’t seem to go against to this. Isn’t that right, Cocoa?

“I… guess…”

Great. Now, with all that settled, please begin sending in those questions.